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www.pick-uplines.Dame II [Mar. 27th, 2006|09:51 am]
damethecomedian
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You look so good I could sing a country song.
I'd buy an escalator to get on top of those legs.
Ooo-whee! You look like two scoops of goodness!
Damn, your ass is stronger than two viagra and a red bull.
O that deserves it's own postal code right there, and I have an express delivery!
Girl, you make me want to give up blinking.
You know, I do believe a man is never too old for breast-feeding.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-03-27 08:17 pm (UTC)
I SINCERLY HOPE THESE ARE MUSING'S? WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE LINES FROM A K-6 READER. YOU ARE AN ADULT YOU HAVE TO CONVERSE ON AN ADULT LEVEL, YOU CLAIM/OR APPEAR TO HAVE INTELLECT BUT YOUR PERCEPTIONS AND EXPRESSIONS ARE BASED ON A SINGULAR THOUGHT-YOURSELF. GET A GRIP CRIP GROW UP GROW OUT AND STOP WASTING YOUR TIME PARAPHRASING LIFE, JUST LIVE AND ACCEPT AND UNDERSTAND THAT SOMETIMES IT IS OKAY NOT TO UNDERSTAND. BASED ON YOUR WRITING I WOULD SAY FANTASY MEANS MORE THAN REALITY....................

I AM SURE YOU WILL RESPOND BACK WITH A POWERFUL(MOST LIKE CUSS WORD LADEN) SOLILOQUY ON WHY AND WHO AND WHAT YOU ARE WILL BE AND CAN DO. BUT REMEMBER AS POWERFUL AS WORDS ARE AND THE ACTIONS THAT THEY INFER, THEY MEAN NOTHING WITHOUT GUIDANCE, GRACIOUSNESS AND THOUGHT.

YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR COMMON BOND WITH LIFE/SELF/AND THE DESIRES THAT HOLD TO YOU, WHO REALLY GIVES A F...THAT YOU LIKE GIRLS AT THIS STAGE OF LIFE YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT WOMEN....GIRLS ARE FOR BOYS WOMEN ARE FOR MEN CHOOSE, CHOOSE WISELY, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THE DIFFERENCES IS PEOPLE NOT JUST SHE HAS NICE BREAST AND BIG BUTT. STOP LETTING YOUR HORMONES BE YOUR GUIDE, GET YOUR SEXUAL AGITATIONS UNDER CONTROL..........I SAY THIS BECAUSE IT IS MORE THAN OBVIOUS THAT YOU CANNOT GET FEMALE CONTACT. THIS IS NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK ON YOU IT IS MORE OF A GUIDANCE LESSON, SPEND MORE TIME ON ACTION AND LESS ON THOUGHT. INTELLIGENCE IS NOT BASED ON YOU WORD VOCABULARY NOR IS IT BASED ON YOU ACUMEN IN SCHOOL IT IS BASED ON YOUR ABILITY TO PERCEIVE THE SITUATIONS AROUND YOU AND ACT ACCORDINGLY STOP ACTING LIKE THE WORLD KNOWS OR OWES YOU. IF ANYTHING IT IS JUST THE OPPOSITE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO FURTHER YOUR CAUSE, HELP THE CHILDREN, FEED THE HUNGRY, EDUCATE THE UNKNOWING. OR ARE YOU WRITING THIS SHIT..........BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNY. DAME.
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[User Picture]From: damethecomedian
2006-03-29 04:58 pm (UTC)

UNLOCK THE CAPS NEXT TIME

first paragraph- I won't waste my sacarasm.

third paragraph- My livejournal alias is damethecomedian. "YOU.....CONTROL" is partially something I would say. Okay, now to the only reason I'm responding...what the hell is "IF ANYTHING.......DAME"


By the way...I KNOW I'm funny. You must have a bad copy of a dictionary.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-04-04 10:11 am (UTC)

Re: UNLOCK THE CAPS NEXT TIME

DAME THE LAME!
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