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RANDOM THOUGHTS VIII [Apr. 7th, 2006|08:36 am]
damethecomedian
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Cell phones give children more chances to act stupid.
Text messaging should be in the Special Olympics.
Political science really isn't science; it can't be studied and reasonably understood nor can any solid laws be made about it.
The only war mankind should have is Ritz vs Cheez-it. Pepsi vs CocaCola is a losing battle for a classic.
Why is rock called heavy metal when it usually has no depth?
I'd vote for Oprah.
Stupid people are so bold on the internet; what if you could email ass-whooping? Hmm...negative correlation!
There's got to be hundreds of drinks that taste better than beer, yet getting so drunk you can no longer taste wins.
The name "weed" is negative yet people sniff it like a lovely flower. I want a hit of lotus, personally. Somebody roll up that cherry blossom! You know this is in season.
I haven't wrote a full sketch in months, ...damn chinese lit.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-04-10 09:59 pm (UTC)
1. Adults give children more chances to act stupid
2. The ability to write expressively is a gift never to be taken lightly, creativity comes in all forms and fashions. Stop being judgmental and express creatively.
3. Agreed
4. War is a necessary evil, it will always be during our lifetime. Men by nature are greedy barbaric and evil. Check your own musings the sad truth is that there isn't anything that benefits us involved.
5. Music is music, who are you to say what is beneficial to anyone's soul other than your own. Open up your thoughts you sound like everyone else without imagination, you want to group things/people/places if it pleases you in any positive capacity it's good.
6. I'd vote for Stehdman, he is not seeking the limelight but makes his fortune in the background.
7. This is why war is necessary, by the way your stupid too.
8. I like beer, not malt, not bud, not coors, a great stout or porter or amber is a great way to end a day sometimes.
9. It is like anything else is you over indulge there are effects that apply to your level of indulgence. Enjoy a good Buddhist Meditation from time to time.

You have great potential lil feller, keep up the work. Maybe Dame the comedian is apt for you. You sure make me laugh. I compliment your head although you appear to a little egotistical in your musings. You must be in your first or second year off college. Got a taste of freedom , but no actual power to transcend yet. Yep been there done that. You think everyone around you is not in your class as a thinker. You believe yourself to be the masterpiece of Auguste Rodin. You are the Che Guevara of the new MySpace Generation. I applaud you for your voice but a true teacher shares his knowledge.
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[User Picture]From: damethecomedian
2006-04-10 11:11 pm (UTC)

wow...anonymous, yet interesting

1.Almost to true for satire
2.You lack the images my eyes have witnessed regularly
5.Nothing really there...just a random joke.
6.Funny=)
7.Assholish, but amusing

Dame being egotistical, hmmm...don't really have an ego but I'm not going to read through my journal for any reason a stranger would say this either. I'm almost done in college. Only the secluded rich are free(I have a job) As far as people not being in my class as a thinker...ACTUALLY, that holds some truth and can only be understood by someone who walks my path. Oh no, you said MySpace on my livejournal...I knew I should posted rules.

As far as sharing knowledge...that is a project in progress in no way related to this shockvalue/satire livejournal.

P.S. why anonymous? Have you no name?
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-04-11 05:46 pm (UTC)

Re: wow...anonymous, yet interesting

The rich are only free for frivolity, which ties them in more to earthly or physical posessions than one who has to work everyday. You don't honestly think that a pocketful money dissolves all issues at hand. You are too smart for that so I will give you the benefit of doubt. I am going to give you a compliment you have the ability to be philanthropic.

My name is brother John.
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[User Picture]From: damethecomedian
2006-04-12 04:05 pm (UTC)

If I owned Virgin Records...

What I meant by the secluded rich being free is that isolated from society on land you truely own, you have no bounds. Being drunk off physical possessions can lead to a hangover feeling of freedom...until you turn on the news and throw up.

Does money dissolve any possible issue, no. Does it solve a lot?...Mmmmm, Capitalism.

Unless by issues, you are refering to world crises. Truthfully, If I robbed Bill Gates I'd still need a high general plan to stop genocide.

I'm not used to flattery on the internet; my screen must be dirty.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-04-12 07:37 pm (UTC)

Re: If I owned Virgin Records...

Dame we don't own anything we are all borrowing time. the only truly free thing is your imagination. You thinks those rich folks wouldn't give up their wealth to buy youth and time. There is no Lazarus amongst men. Haven't you figured out the most wealth is stolen, you have the capability to steal also, the fact is are you ruthless enough to not give a damn or a dame. Or how truly grounded are you in the concept of right or wrong good or bad. There are many ways to make lots of money. True capitalism look at your local Drug Dealers they make a buck and don't give a shit who eats. Look at your local Government they make a buck and don't give a shit who eats. Look at you State Government ................you get the picture. What are you willing to do Dame. Are you religious/spiritual do you believe your soul can be bought for something as simple as wealth. 75 years Dame 80 if you are lucky! How old are you Dame 18 is you starting point if you are now 23 you have 50 plus years to go to work, show improve, give or take. To figure out where and what you want on this hemisphere.

There is a such a thing as caring to much or caring to little. Altruism should always be alive in people. I think you are headed on the right path grasshopper, it is just that your not ready for the pebble yet.
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[User Picture]From: damethecomedian
2006-04-12 09:14 pm (UTC)

Re: If I owned Virgin Records...

Frankly my dear, I just don't give a Dame....that's hilarious, seriously I laughed out loud!

What I want on this hemisphere is the perfect muffin...Really, I lack desires, outside of anime to watch. The only thing at this point I really value is friendship. I have a taste of that and don't need a whole bottle. As far as working...by 2020 retirement will be non-existent...we all will marry our jobs; unto death do we part.

I don't see it but I bet that pebble is really a boulder in disguise.(joke)

Have you read my Nigstory Lesson poem. I'd appreciate any comments.

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From: (Anonymous)
2006-04-12 11:38 pm (UTC)

Re: If I owned Virgin Records...

EXCELLENT

I feel your angst,I see your wisdom,the battle is always nigh (Nigga's are afraid of the revolution), we are afraid of dying when we are truly executed daily. But where is prosperity? Dame, we always have to believe in something. We all have a Nigstory to tell, what can we do to all get well? We as black people aren't economically feasible in the places where we are the dominant species we allow others to control our lives. White America will not have an Arab/Ethiopian/Asian business owner as their primary market. Blackmen are constantly emasculated and considered worthless by America, constantly underemployed if you are intelligent and basically unemployed if you are not. We have been torn asunder in our knowledge of ourselves,we have been programmed to believe it is better to be cool than smart. We have separated our old from young without passing down the wisdom of our elders, and we have been led to believe that the church(Black Church) holds the key to our salvation from a struggle that hasn't change in the 46 years since Martin and Malcolm. We a fed from our own food source Black Leadership/Togetherness when all they are truly interest in is lining their pockets (capitalism).

What can we do?
When we lie to ourselves.................to each other.................when we tell the Nigstory to each other.
When will we tell the Negro-Story.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-04-14 06:39 am (UTC)

hmmm

respectfully, little woman would like to say that, although stupid dame makes sense. Any one who would actually take you seriously would be in a world of hurt, with so much backtalk and very painful sarcasm that would even make a nun swear. I bet you've done that before. the chance of me writting this and get sarcastic remarks from you, dame is 99.99% possibility.

I find it hilarious how narrow minded people like to hold down the truth just because they feel different.

NOTE FOR ALL PEOPLE WHO DO READ THIS STUFF IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT AND YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT THAN GET BALLS AND DON'T PUT YOURSELF AS ANONYMOUS.

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[User Picture]From: damethecomedian
2006-04-14 03:53 pm (UTC)

English must be more intricate than I thought....

On the the post labeled "hmmmmm"...look up the word contradiction...and a few hundred random ones to assist your argumentative skills.

Look's like I forgot my sarcasm today...backtalk is objective

How can be sarcasm be painful anyway?

John, forgive my interlude. Man, from your passage I really have no response...just agreement. Cool vs Smart is such a big deal in our youth...like smart kids don't have fun. The only reason I plan on attending my highschool reunion is to see how much money uncool nerds have and how many children the cool hiphop/fashion-drunk crowd have. The last line of this passage just screams FUBU...this is the most bullshit company ever. I'm going to make clothes for you that you reasonably can't afford. I say reasonably because not everyone has the same definition in their mind of the word "afford".

please clarify what you meant by "When we lie...each other"


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From: (Anonymous)
2006-04-15 05:01 am (UTC)
FYI my dear DAME someone has been putting your story, thoughts, and randoms on myspace. Although they credit your work back to you, i really didn't think that you would appreciate that.

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[User Picture]From: damethecomedian
2006-04-17 03:44 pm (UTC)

Thank you...

could you give me a link by any chance. If I wanted a Myspace I would made a myspace but for many reasons myspace is not Dame-style.

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