damethecomedian (damethecomedian) wrote,
damethecomedian
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You look so good I could sing a country song.
I'd buy an escalator to get on top of those legs.
Ooo-whee! You look like two scoops of goodness!
Damn, your ass is stronger than two viagra and a red bull.
O that deserves it's own postal code right there, and I have an express delivery!
Girl, you make me want to give up blinking.
You know, I do believe a man is never too old for breast-feeding.
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